Soft when it wants to be. Firm when it has to be.

PASTE_YOUR_CA_HERE

EVERYONE SAYS “I DON’T NEED THAT.”

Until they do.

DYLDO was never meant to be explained. It shows up without permission, gets used without discussion, and leaves a mark you probably won’t tell your parents about.

JOIN THE DYLDO

HOW TO BUY

No thinking. No decoding. Just follow the steps.

Get a Wallet

Use Phantom or any wallet that feels right. If it holds SOL, you’re good.

Load SOL

Send some SOL into your wallet. Not too much. Start gentle.

Paste the CA

Copy the contract address. Paste it carefully. No rushing.

Swap & Chill

Swap your SOL for DYLDO. Then sit back and pretend it was planned.

DRAW IT YOURSELF

Black canvas. Neon lines. No excuses.